to anyone who describes someone as having a 12-inch dick
picture a footlong subway sandwich
now picture shoving that in your butt/vagina/throat all at once
and never describe someone as having a 12-inch long cock in porn scenarios that arent meant to be ridiculous as hell.
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
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